December 2010
198 posts
How come nipples are censored.
They show baby bottles on TV? Isn’t that basically a nipple? Philosophy 101 with Kelsey.
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“All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren’t.”
– Marilyn Monroe. (via thatchickari)
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Awkward silence in kitchen, mustard bottle makes fart noise, everyone laughs.
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I don’t understand myself. Sometimes I look in the mirror and I want to die. Other times, I look in the mirror and I think I’m art. Then I see photographs of myself and I think, WHAT WHAT I THINKING? Off to put more money towards my own vanity, thanks Christmas money from people I don’t know. 8D;
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Further proof that I have found my soulmate.
Me: Yay, birthday boy! Krag: BIRTH-DAY. Me: Hey, that reminds me of- Krag: GARBAGE DAY.
“I met Iggy Pop at Max’s Kansas City in 1970 or 1971. Me, Iggy, and Lou Reed at...”
– David Bowie (via lonestarqueen)
“One day men will look back and say I gave birth to the twentieth century”
– Jack The Ripper (via thewhitechapelmurderer)
“I really thought that love would save us all.”
– John Lennon (via bobblydylan)
My boyfriend and I are going to Red Lobster's for...
I keep having this horrible mental image of me crying and trying to release all the poor lobsters, embarassing Krag and his parents.
I think I’ll just order steak…
