satan's in the backseat giving me advice again

Feb 07

Fuck.com exists

sed-infinitum:

absentimental:

sed-infinitum:

absentimental:

and it is a terrible, terrible place.

they’re all so ugly why would you watch that ugh

I TOLD you not to look it up.

This is what happens when you don’t listen to me.

 The fact that you told me not to FORCED ME TO DO IT I HAD NO CHOICE!!!!

But I mean, I could have told you it was just gonna be really incredibly shitty porn with tits so fake they’d make a Barbie cry.

What the hell else would a website called fuck.com be?

 I was hoping it would be some sort of tribute to one of my favorite words…I guess in a way, it sort of is.

HERE LIES FUCK

THE WORD THAT IS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU WHEN YOU’RE PISSED OFF OR REALLY EXCITED

I think that’s what the site should be. A blank page with just that on it.

  1. absentimental reblogged this from leftwristrubytwist and added:
    I was hoping it would be some sort of tribute to one of my favorite words…I guess in a way, it sort of is. HERE LIES...
  2. leftwristrubytwist reblogged this from absentimental and added:
    But I mean, I could have told you it was just gonna be really incredibly shitty porn with tits so fake they’d make a...
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